ewwwww!

For chrissake, what kind of greeting is this! Vasundhara Raje Scindia meets Kiran Mazumdar Shaw! A CM lip-locking with corporate czarina! Heck yeah, desi Madonna-Britney!

I thought kissing on the cheek was protocol, and looked decent too! But THIS is strangely obscene! Something like the initial titillation of a 50-plus lesbian porn! Yikes! I’ve been disgusted since morning, alongwith everyone else of the male fraternity on my floor who’s seen this splashed on TOI frontpage!

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tim tim lak lak …

WOah!

I’m in possession of a potential money-spinner software since this evening. It’s called turn-your-pirated-windows-to-original aka up-Microsoft’s! Yeah, it’s a small registry item that when added (effortlessly) to your system registry, validates your copy of Windows as genuine! Which means you can download and install all those latest (and neat stuff yeah!) Internet Explorer 7’s and Media Player 11’s and overplus if you are compatibly geeky! That’s all I’ve been doing since the time I grabbed this thing, and it’s so much fun when you know you’ve a not-so-lollipop exam the next day!

Weird things turn me on!

Want it? Just shoot a mail – grainsaint at gmail dot com!

PS: The only hitch with this otherwise kick-ass piece of software is that your OS is genuine for the session in which you’ve installed it! Yeah, you’ll have to reinstall it everytime you wanna download windows software that requires validation! Though considering installtion takes less than 3 seconds and two mouse clicks, damn! it’s worth it!

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PMS’ing again, random ranting once more…!

when I feel all alone
I wish there was somewhere I could be gone
not the same room, the familiar gloom
misery strewn, the lurking quarter moon
music is said to heal
pick the right spot, sigh! lyrics could never appeal!
can be with myself
but would that alone help?
write I can, and be read, and I do
the strangers we are, help me possibly, can you?
talk to yourself, it will help
problem and solution as one, what crap!
an ear, a shoulder
some kind of a calming boulder
everyone needs one, an alter ego
who’d mean it when (s)he’d say, “how-do-u-do?”
when I’m one for hundred and a half
why on earth can’t I find any support staff?
mend the brittle heart
someone who’d gather me, before I could fall apart!
{how can you still be reading me!}

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a li’l of some genius!

The best of Calvin and Hobbes ’87 – brought to you exclusively on eyethink (click on the picture for a better read)!

All right, this post entailed some hard work. Dare anyone slam any copyright issues on me!

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bun phine de…

It must have been early morning, or very late into the night. All life was dead, breathing heavily (ignore the obvious contradiction here) under the insulating comfort of stuffed cotton in their tiny cells. Sleep, however, had eluded my eyes. The spooky loneliness of my room haunted my imagination. The world outside was numb. And so was I, lost in the mirage of befuddling thoughts –

Incidentally, I’d a Marlboro as the sole company in the dark. I just had to ask myself – should I?

Well, as it turns out, I’m only human. In fact, it was perfect justice to the concept of smoking. You’re all by yourself, jobless, vulnerable! I gave in!

But then, I was in for better! A shadow appears from the corner. Our eyes meet. Not a word said. It was lust at first sight!

Well well!

And hence one fine day had an unexpectedly beautiful night.

A Night To Remember. Sleepless In Hostel. Lusty and Bold. Seductivity. How To Win A Guy In One Kiss. My Sexy Guy. Oh Sweet November! (I’ll assume you are a reasonable movie buff, and can figure out where this comes from!)

PS: Experimenting with this guy’s cam, we clicked few by the light of the night. Little had I imagined it could be pieced together (however crappily, thanks for tolerating)!

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aaayeeeee aaaaammmmm….

a hermit
a lonesome crusader
but when herding
I’m somewhat better!

an escapist
a wishful thinker
live in a fantasy world
none could do it better!

I’m not so much
yet I am
now a merry andrew
next a strangely tacit man!

I wish for more
strive for less
tied down, cornered myself
God can no more than bless!

life, as I see it
is a fundamental contrast to average
things I want to do, the change that I have imaged
it’s all too mechanical, real world is a complicated rummage!

they say I’m easy
nothing enigmatic about it
ah! only if one could get me
real, true, complete!

PS: Check out this song from Evanescence (right click to save). I bet you’ll love it!

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overpossesed! help!

the obsession
intrigues me
has always did
psychology couldn’t explain it
I haven’t quite thought about it
I think I prefer it this way
or I’ve begun to assume
it’s in the obvious nature
of the species
the ‘it’ by the way
is the natural relationship
between
women
and sms lingo
I read a lot
or it’s fed to me
blogs
orkut scraps
messenger chats
and not to miss
the sms’es themselves!
I’m mostly cool nowdays
resigned to the belief
{which by the way took time}
that ladies
teens or post-teens
and short lingo
are sister enterprises!
synonymous, hand-in-hand
It’s kinda interesting
or a grippy social-psychology lecture
how women have
a language of their own
“lolz”
“mah”
“muaaaaah”
“dere”
“dinchu”
“cm”
“whteva”
“didja”
“bakkkkk”
“dostz”
“wotz”
“da”
sweet Lord
different creation was cool
but a parallel world of communication
just for the women!
PS: Though I swear I hate it when guys even remotely attempt to grab a piece from the ladies’ vernacular! A guy saying “lol”! YIKES! It’s no gender-neutral stuff goddamnit!

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trivia ..and not so much

It’s true
and
It’s out there
everywhere
ravishing women
on the roads
in upmarkets
cars
PVR’s
but
that’s not the point
the only point I mean
I wonder
sometimes
where are the men
yeah, the men
the machismo breed
the chivalrous studs
the shyly disposed
or the freckled geeks
for all these refined dames
talk of the country’s skewed sex ratios
greatest bullcrap yeah
men outnumber women
across the country
agreed
but gorgeous women
far outstrip
handsome men
magnanimously!
perhaps that’s indeed the truth!
or may be I’m plain crazy
driven insane
by singlehood
ghostly forlorn
finding none
cool with minglehood!
sniff-sniff
I hate the world
It’s generously
unfair!

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“latterly actualisations”

Lately, alarmingly – 

1. I’ve been hooked to Pink Floyd obsessively! And boy, they ARE the gods!
2. I’m reading fiction, and finding it a brilliantly convincing reason to bunk lectures (few of which I attend anyway)! And I must say, Indian writing has definitely come of age, with liberal usage of the f-word in chronicling the rollicks of the average cosmopolitan Indian.
3. Blogspotting, compulsively (OCD’ily)! And by heavens! some HAVE the natural knack for words, and style! So much to read, but countable minutes left with free internet!
4. Feeding myself (in outrageous exclusivity) on bananas (a dozen lasting a couple of days)! And, I think I can see some positively anatomical impression of finally minding my pesky folks at home!
5. Been keeping the unshaved retro look since the last month and plus! And I love it! All Clean is so ewww!

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typical…

Not that I nurse
any doubts about it
but I have had
a shadowy realisation
I’m so much of a typical male
a typical guy
for the fiery women
who might be reading this!

they say men are dogs
weird! but I’ve started on the belief
that I am
one
indeed!

they say we ogle
hell yes we do
I do
I can say am appreciating
or checking out
in esteemed reverence
c’mon I don’t drool
and salivate
always I mean!
I look up to
my female readers
to back me up on this
do I sound desperate?
frust?
sex-maniac?
whenever I write
about you!

they say we use them
and
when done
dump them
hell again
I’ve been through breakups
twice to be precise
and that’s for the serious ones
I must have
or, I guess
I have
busted
more female hearts
unaccounted
forgotten
of the loves
I couldn’t reciprocate
and I tried
to minimize the pain
downplayed myself
just for them
what the hell
I’ll still be termed the dog
the bastard
who dumped them
when he was done
using them!

I wonder if I’m still read
by any of the two
or any one from the other few
and perhaps I know
even if I don’t want to believe
that some of them
and may be more from nowhere
are justified in hating me
because
after all
am just another dog
and shit happens!

Looks like I now
understand
all the hatred
the fire
the poison!

PS: Got slightly drunk last night, and spent hours in conversation with two guys who’ve been in relationships themselves. Hence the vomit above!

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