Archive for the ‘Comedy Of Errors’ Category

Can’t help. Its damn addictive. I’m back to writing at http://vertigohead.wordpress.com


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  1. Childhood is short ..and maturity is forever
  2. Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around
  3. It’s only work if somebody makes you do it
  4. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
  5. Genius is never understood in its own time
  6. Give before it hurts
  7. All my real skills are undervalued
  8. Everybody’s a slave to routine
  9. They say winning isn’t everything and I’ve decided to take their word for it
  10. I don’t need to compromise my principles, because they don’t have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway
  11. I’ve got more brains than I know what to do with them
  12. Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous
  13. How do ugly things like octopuses and hairy bugs reproduce? Are they actually attracted to each other?
  14. What’s a pronoun? A noun that lost its amateur status
  15. We should take pride in our mediocrity
  16. I’m related to people I don’t relate to
  17. I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information
  18. Childhood is for spoiling adulthood
  19. Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one
  20. Reality continues to ruin my life
  21. I don’t take chances with a product that prints the date you might expire
  22. A good compromise leaves everybody mad
  23. What’s the point of trying if you can’t be a winner?
  24. I’m interested in things that are none of my business, and I’m bored of things that are important to know
  25. The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life
  26. I’m a misunderstood genius
  27. The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action
  28. Knowledge is paralysing
  29. Life could be a lot better, but worse is more likely

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Whew! The last post was undoubtedly the clear winner in terms of comments received vis-a-vis length of the post! It was strange how there were two critically disjoint interpretations of yours truly! Anyway, here’s an explanation from The Times Of India, carried out two days after that “objectionable” pic was published –

Bad camera angle: The photograph of Biocon chief Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw greeting Rajasthan chief minister Vasundhara Raje at the India Economic Summit in New Delhi, which appeared in this column on Wednesday, has provoked considerable comment. The agency picture, taken from an unfortunate camera angle, turned what was evidently a friendly peck on the cheek into prime-time news. We wish to clarify that we did not intend to hurt anyone’s sentiments.”

So I guess that’s pretty much the end of discussion, except the last “fat man” that I can’t help dropping here! What follows is a number of terms (totally unabridged I swear!) netizens fed to search engines that led them to my blog. Have a look –

  1. vasundhara raje + kiran majumdar + kiss
  2. vasundhara raje scindia kissing
  3. vasundhara raje kiss
  4. kiran majumdar vasundhara
  5. image of Vasundhara Raje and Kiran Mazumdar
  6. vasundhara raje a Lesbian
  7. vasundhara raje scindia kissed kiran mazumdar
  8. Vasundhara raje scindia smooching
  9. Vasundhara and Mazumdar
  10. vasundhara raje scindia is a lesbian
  11. vasundhara scindia kiss
  12. shaw+raje
  13. Vasundhara Raje greeting Kiran Mazumdar

Believe me, no one was thinking any different about this!

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It must have been early morning, or very late into the night. All life was dead, breathing heavily (ignore the obvious contradiction here) under the insulating comfort of stuffed cotton in their tiny cells. Sleep, however, had eluded my eyes. The spooky loneliness of my room haunted my imagination. The world outside was numb. And so was I, lost in the mirage of befuddling thoughts –

Incidentally, I’d a Marlboro as the sole company in the dark. I just had to ask myself – should I?

Well, as it turns out, I’m only human. In fact, it was perfect justice to the concept of smoking. You’re all by yourself, jobless, vulnerable! I gave in!

But then, I was in for better! A shadow appears from the corner. Our eyes meet. Not a word said. It was lust at first sight!

Well well!

And hence one fine day had an unexpectedly beautiful night.

A Night To Remember. Sleepless In Hostel. Lusty and Bold. Seductivity. How To Win A Guy In One Kiss. My Sexy Guy. Oh Sweet November! (I’ll assume you are a reasonable movie buff, and can figure out where this comes from!)

PS: Experimenting with this guy’s cam, we clicked few by the light of the night. Little had I imagined it could be pieced together (however crappily, thanks for tolerating)!

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Sardarji Special…

I just couldn`t resist posting these :

Ek truck doosre truck to khinch raha tha..yeh dekh kar sardarji haskar lotpot hokar gir pade aur bole – ek rassi ka tukda uthaane ke liye 2-2 truck !!!

Teacher to student : 1869 mein kya hua tha?
student : Gandhiji ka janm.
teacher to sardar student : 1872 mein kya hua tha?
sardar : Gandhi 3 saal da ho gaya si !!!

Sardar to his friend : yaar mujhe aur meri biwi ko 6 months mein tamil seekhni padegi.
friend : kyun?
sardar : yaar hum logon ne Tamil Nadu se ek baby godd liya hai..jo 6 mahine mein bolne lagega :))

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